85+ Funny Camping Weather Jokes For Kids and Adults

Everyone loves good funny weather jokes – and why not sprinkle a few funny jokes about camping in with them as well? Jokes are the best way to get everyone laughing in the great outdoors – even when the weather forecast is gloomy. 

The good thing about this list of silly jokes is that they’re great for rainy days, cold weather, sunny days, heavy rain – and more.

Look through this list of hilarious camping jokes about the weather and show Mother Nature that you appreciate her humor. 

Camping Weather Jokes

All of these are good jokes for a camping trip! Learn and repeat them for a good time! The silver lining about telling these silly jokes is that you can sidestep the bad weather and settle for some good laughs! 

• Why did the cloud bring a blanket to the campsite? Because it wanted to cover up its thunderous snores!
  
• What’s a camper’s favorite type of weather? When it’s in-tents!
  
• Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
  
• What’s a cloud’s favorite camping activity? Mist-ery stories around the campfire!
  
• Why don’t mountains ever get cold? Because they have snow caps!
  
• How do hurricanes see where they’re going? With one eye!
  
• What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!
  
• Why did the wind bring a broom to the campsite? To sweep up the leaves!
  
• What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
  
• Why did the weather report go to school? To get a degree!
  
• How do snowmen greet each other? “Ice to meet you!”
  
• What’s the best day to go camping? When it’s weather-perfect!
  
• Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thunder? It found someone more electrifying!
  
• What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese? Fowl weather!
  
• Why did the rain drop out of school? Because it kept cutting class!
  
• What’s a frog’s favorite weather? When it’s ribbit-ing outside!
  
• Why don’t clouds ever wear shoes? Because they prefer their thunder-soles!
  
• What did one tornado say to the other? Let’s twist again, like we did last summer!
  
• Why did the snowflake cross the road? To get to the other slide!
  
• What kind of weather do lazy people prefer? The calm before the snore-m!
  
• How do you catch a squirrel in the rain? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  
• Why did the sun bring sunglasses to the campfire? Because it couldn’t handle the bright ideas!
  

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• What do you call a storm that plays music? A rock ‘n’ roll storm!
  
• Why did the weather forecast go camping? It needed some cloud nine!
  
• What did one raindrop say to the other on a hot day? I’m evaporating!
  
• Why was the lightning bolt in a hurry? It wanted to make a quick flash!
  
• What’s a bear’s favorite weather? Hibernation conditions!
  
• Why did the umbrella go to the party? It heard it was going to be a wet and wild time!
  
• How do you know if a snowman is telling the truth? You catch him snow-faking!
  
• What’s a cloud’s favorite dessert? Thunder-cake!
  
• Why did the storm sit under the tree? It wanted to take a lightning break!
  
• What kind of weather does a balloon dislike? Anything that blows it out of proportion!
  
• Why did the raincoat go to school? It wanted to learn how to weather any storm!
  
• What did the fog say to the camper? I mist you!
  
• Why did the camper bring a ladder? To check the weather up there!
  
• What’s a rainstorm’s favorite accessory? A cloud purse!
  
• Why did the weather report get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field!
  
• What kind of music do raindrops like? Hip-pop!
  
• Why did the sun get in trouble? For throwing shade!
  
• What did the thermometer say to the camper? You’re getting warmer!
  
• Why was the cloud so confident? It had a high self-mist!
  
• What’s a thunderstorm’s favorite candy? Lightning bolts!
  
• Why did the wind go on a diet? To blow away some pounds!
  
• How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
  
• What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!
  
• Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane? It needed some space to spin!
  
• What’s the weather’s favorite type of math? Cloud calculations!
  
• Why did the lightning apply for a job? It wanted to strike a deal!
  
• What did one campfire say to the other in the rain? “Keep it sizzling!”
  
• Why don’t thunderstorms play hide and seek? Because they always flash!
  
• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
  
• Why did the raindrop file a complaint? It was tired of getting mistreated!
  
• What did the fog say when it lifted? “I can see clearly now!”
  
• Why did the camper bring a map? To navigate the showers!
  
• What’s a cloud’s favorite drink? Thunder soda!
  
• Why did the wind get a job in sales? Because it could blow anyone away!
  
• What did the snowflake say to the leaf? “I’m falling for you!”
  
• Why don’t clouds ever get lost? They follow the cumulus-navigator!
  
• What’s the rain’s favorite subject? Climate-ology!
  
• Why did the sun go to the beach? To catch some rays!
  
• What did one weather vane say to the other? “Let’s wind down and relax!”
  
• Why did the cloud bring an umbrella? In case of a little drizzle!
  
• What do raindrops like to do on their day off? Just chill!
  
• Why did the camper love the rain? Because it was rain-deer season!
  
• What did the breeze say to the leaves? “I’m going to blow you away!”

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​Different types of lightning jokes 

Appreciate these hilarious jokes about lightning that you might have during your camping experience. Who knew that there was more than one type of lightning anyway?! 

1. Ball Lightning
   • Why did the ball lightning get a promotion?
   • Because it was always on the ball!
2. Forked Lightning
   • Why did the forked lightning refuse to play cards?
   • Because it always got a bad deal!
3. Sheet Lightning
   • Why did the sheet lightning make a good writer?
   • Because it was always on the same page!
4. Heat Lightning
   • Why did the heat lightning start a cooking show?
   • Because it was always sizzling with excitement!
5. Ribbon Lightning
   • Why did the ribbon lightning win an award?
   • Because it was a cut above the rest!
6. Staccato Lightning
   • Why did the staccato lightning join a band?
   • Because it always hit the high notes!
7. Ground-to-Cloud Lightning
   • Why did the ground-to-cloud lightning go to space?
   • To make a real connection!
8. Cloud-to-Cloud Lightning
   • What do you call a conversation between cloud-to-cloud lightning?
   • A shocking exchange of ideas!
9. Cloud-to-Ground Lightning
   • Why did the cloud-to-ground lightning start a farm?
   • Because it loved to strike the ground running!
10. Anvil Crawler Lightning
    • Why did the anvil crawler lightning take up rock climbing?
    • Because it always liked to scale new heights!

​Hilarious weather jokes 

You can use these fun summer jokes to break the ice and make sure that everyone has a great time camping! Tell these jokes on sunny days, or when you just want a good laugh. Be sure to check out my knock-knock jokes for more funnies! 

• Why did the weather report go camping? To get a clear forecast!
• What’s a camper’s favorite kind of rain? Drizzle, because it makes the campfire sizzle!
• Why did the snowman call it quits on camping? It was too in-tents!
• How do you know it’s too hot to camp? When the mosquitoes use pot holders to land on you!
• What did the hailstorm say to the tent? “I’m going to make this a night to remember!”
• Why did the sun go to college? To get a little brighter!
• What did one tree say to the other during a storm? “Hold on to your leaves!”
• Why did the lightning go on a diet? To slim down to a flash!
• How do you know if it’s raining cats and dogs? You step in a poodle!
• Why was the weather forecast always invited to picnics? Because it was never a party pooper!
• What do you call a camper who can predict the weather? A meteor-ologist!
• Why did the wind get a job at the campground? To blow the campers away!
• How do you find out the weather when you’re camping? Check the bear-o-meter: if it’s dry, you’re safe; if it’s wet, run!
• What do clouds wear under their raincoats? Thunderwear!
• Why did the rain go to school? To improve its precipitation!
• What do you call it when it rains money? A change in weather!
• Why did the tornado take a break? It was getting too spun out!
• How do you make a waterbed bouncier? Fill it with spring water!
• Why did the camper bring a GPS? To stay on the right precipitation!
• What’s a hailstorm’s favorite movie? Frozen!
• How do you organize a space party? You planet!
• Why did the camper bring a ladder? To climb up to the forecast!
• What did the snowflake say when it got lost? “I’m flaking out!”
• Why don’t storms play cards? Because they always renege on the deal!
• What’s a tornado’s favorite ride? The Cyclone!
• Why did the fog sit on the bench? It was mist-ified!
• How does a thunderstorm greet the campers? With a lightning hello!
• Why did the sun bring a fan to the campsite? To stay cool under pressure!
• What’s a camper’s favorite type of bear? A drizzly bear!
• Why did the cloud go to school? It wanted to be a little brighter!

What do you think of these jokes? Do you have any others you’d add to this list?