100+ Funny Hiking Jokes, Puns, and Quotes for Trail Humor

If you’re here for funny hiking puns or funny hiking jokes, you’re in for a treat. Everyone can appreciate a good joke, so keep these in your back pocket for your next hiking trip. 

Read through these before your next hike. There are some gems here to tell your best friends and family members to give a little peak at a hiking experience. Hiking might be hard work, but you’re sure to get some of the best views. You might as well have some hiking humor to get you through the trek. 

Tell your hiking companions some of these funny jokes, puns, and quotes – and everyone is sure to have a great time. You’ll be “feeling pine” in no time at all. 

I’ve even got some great camping memes that you can toss into the mix!

Funny Hiking Jokes

• Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? Because they have snow caps!
• Did you hear about the tree that went hiking? It was really branching out.
• What did the trail mix say to the hiker?”You’re nuts!”
• Why did the hiker bring a ladder? In case they wanted to reach new heights.
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear – watch out for those on the trail!
• Why don’t mountains ever get lost? Because they always peak.
• How do mountains stay in touch? They summit a text message.
• Why did the hiking boots break up? They were sole mates, but one had commitment issues.
• Why was the backpack always so tired? It had too much on its shoulders.
• Why did the hiker wear sunglasses? Because even the mountains had a summit glow.
• What did one mountain say to the other?”Rock on!”
• Why did the scarecrow go hiking? To see if it had the scare-durance.
• What do you get when you cross a hiking trail with a dog? A trail wag!
• Why don’t mountains ever get bored? Because they have peak entertainment.
• Why did the hiker bring string to the trail? In case they needed to tie up any loose ends.
• What do you call a mountain with a cold? Achoo Peak!
• Why was the hiker always so calm? They had a lot of trail mix-ture in their life.
• What do you call a hiking group that’s good at math? The Calculated Climbers.
• Why don’t mountains ever argue? They’re too busy peaking together.
• Why did the hiker bring a map to the desert? In case they wanted to find an oasis-ly route.
• What did the hiking boots say to the trail?”I’m sole-searching.”
• Why did the mushroom go hiking? Because it’s a fungi to be with!
• What’s a hiker’s favorite kind of math? Trail-gebra!
• Why don’t hikers ever tell secrets on the trail? Because the trees always listen.
• Why did the squirrel go hiking? To find some tree-treats!
• What do you call a fish that loves hiking? A trout and about.
• Why was the hiking trail always so friendly? It loved to branch out.
• Why did the hiker bring a pencil to the mountain? To jot down some peak thoughts.
• What do you call a mountain that’s always happy? Hill-arious!
• Why did the trail mix blush? Because it saw the hiker’s nuts!
• Why don’t mountains ever play hide and seek? Because they always peak out.
• Why did the hiker bring a net? To catch their breath!
• What do you call a mountain that’s always sad? Down-in-the-valley.
• Why was the hiking trail such a good storyteller? It had a lot of twists and turns.
• What do you get when you cross a mountain with a frog? A croak-ious climb!
• Why did the hiker bring a mirror to the mountain? To reflect on their journey.
• Why don’t mountains ever go to school? Because they’re already at the top of their class.
• What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff!
• Why did the hiking boots go to therapy? They had too many sole-searching issues.
• What do you call a mountain that’s always late? Behind-schedule Peak!
• Why did the trail mix go to school?T o be a little nutty professor.
• What do you get when you cross a mountain with a comedian? Hill-arious jokes!
• Why did the hiker bring a compass to the desert? In case they wanted to find their way sand-ta Claus.
• What did the big mountain say to the little mountain? “You’re hill-arious!”
• Why don’t mountains ever get in trouble? Because they have peak performance.
• Why did the hiking boots get a job? They needed to make some sole money.
• What did the hiker say to the mountain? “You peak my interest!”
• Why did the hiking trail get a job in marketing? It had a knack for branching out.
• What do you call a mountain that’s also a musician? Rock and roll!
• Why don’t mountains ever get jealous? Because they’re already on top of the world!

Hiking Puns

I can appreciate a good hiking pun. So many memorable moments can be locked into your core memory with a good pun – and what better way to make someone laugh than in the great outdoors? 

• I’m pining for a good hike!
• Let’s put our best foot forward and hit the trails!
• Hiking is just my trail mix.
• Don’t be too intense, let’s take it one trail at a time.
• My hiking boots are laced with adventure!
• Time to put my life on paws and go hiking.
• Let’s make like trees and leaf for the mountains!
• This hike is really summit special.
• Trail mix: the crunch that fuels the hike!
• I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route!
• Hiking is my cardio – and my therapy!
• I’m trailblazing my way through nature!
• Just hanging out on the trails, no big dill.
• Hiking is all about finding the path of yeast resistance.
• Feeling fern-tastic on this hike!
• It’s knot about the destination, it’s about the journey.
• This hike is rock solid!
• Don’t be a sap, join me on the hike!
• Let’s make like a compass and find our direction!
• I’m lichen this hike more and more with every step!
• Hiking is my path to enlightenment.
• The mountains are calling and I must go… with gusto!
• Let’s wander where the WiFi is weak!
• Every hike is a step in the right direction.
• Hiking: where the view is always worth the peak!

Funny Hiking Quotes

Before you head out on your next adventure, here are some quotes from fellow hikers. Whether you’re at the top of the mountain, top of the hill, or are experiencing long hikes for the first time, these quotes can be the best way to get through the uphill battle to relax. 

• “I go hiking because I don’t like to hear my thoughts screaming at me in silence.” – Unknown
• “Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.” – Demetri Martin
• “Climbing a mountain is like having a really long Wednesday.” – Unknown
• “If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘hiker’ and I’ll turn around.” – Unknown
• “Hiking is the best workout! You can hike for miles and still be lost.” – Ellen DeGeneres
• “The best view comes after the hardest climb… or from the nearest pancake house.” – Unknown
• “Life is like a mountain, hard to climb, but worth the amazing view from the top… unless it’s foggy.” – Unknown
• “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.” – Unknown
• “Hiking is just a prolonged game of ‘I Spy’ with trees.” – Unknown
• “My idea of camping is a hotel without room service.” – Unknown
• “Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.” – Unknown
• “Hiking: the art of getting your whole family to walk 5 miles while carrying your stuff.” – Unknown
• “Camping: where you can pay a small fortune to live like a homeless person.” – Unknown
• “Hiking is the only time when going downhill is harder than going uphill… thanks, gravity.” – Unknown
• “I don’t need therapy, I just need to go hiking.” – Unknown
• “There are no shortcuts to any place worth going… unless you have a helicopter.” – Unknown
• “I’m not lost, I’m just exploring alternative routes.” – Unknown
• “Hiking: the art of walking in circles and still getting a workout.” – Unknown
• “The only time I exercise is when I accidentally fall down a hiking trail.” – Unknown
• “Hiking: because sometimes the gym is just too crowded with mirrors.” – Unknown